Old Dames Have The Best Backhands
Old Lady: “And how old are you, about sixteen?”
Me: “I’m twenty-seven years old, ma’am.”
Old Lady: “But… you’re so pretty!”
Me: “Er, thanks.”
(I guess I should try harder to look ugly from now on.)
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