Old Comebacks Will Be New To Them

, , , , | Right | June 5, 2019

(It is a really slow day at the fast food place where I work, and I am serving some kid and his friends. They all look to be roughly 11 or 12. One of the boys ordering keeps flirting with me quite aggressively the whole time, and I am starting to get annoyed as I am not interested in robbing the cradle.)

Me: “And did you want anything else?”

Kid: “Yeah, can I add your phone number to my order?”

Me: *deadpan* “Why? Do you need a babysitter?”

(His friends burst out laughing and he quickly left the store after that.)

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