Old But Driven

| Related | April 16, 2012

(I’m just getting out of a matinee with my mother and grandmother. The audience consists mainly of retirees.)

Grandma: *bolting towards the car* “Hurry up! We have to beat all these old people out of the parking lot!”

(We make it to the car and pull out ahead of the crowd.)

Grandma: “That’s the trouble with these matinees. Too many old people!”

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