Old But Driven
Movie Theater | Related | April 16, 2012
(I’m just getting out of a matinee with my mother and grandmother. The audience consists mainly of retirees.)
Grandma: *bolting towards the car* “Hurry up! We have to beat all these old people out of the parking lot!”
(We make it to the car and pull out ahead of the crowd.)
Grandma: “That’s the trouble with these matinees. Too many old people!”