Old Age Is All The Buzz

(I am a hostess. I have just given a buzzer to a fifty-year old man and his teenage daughter.)

Father: *pointing to the number on the buzzer* “Hmm. I guess we’re number eighteen.”

Daughter: “That’s my age!”

Father: *flips buzzer over* “Or, I guess we could always be number eighty-one.”

Daughter: “And that’s your age!”