Okay, Then I Hope Your Day Is Miserable

, , , | Right | March 15, 2018

(I work at a movie theater. I typically say either, “Enjoy the show,” or, “Have a great day,” after helping every customer. There’s no rhyme or reason as to which I say, just whatever comes out.)

Me: “Your total is $14.”

Customer: “Here you go.”

(I complete the transaction and hand him his change.)

Me: “Here’s your change. Have a great day!”

Customer: *suddenly furious* “No, I won’t have a great day! I’ll ‘enjoy the show,’ a**hole!”

(The customer storms off.)

Coworker: “What the hell was that about?”

Me: “Just another happy customer.”

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