Okay, But You Don’t Get Seconds
I’ve just brewed a fresh pot of coffee. At that moment, a customer walks in and points to it:
Customer: “How old is that coffee?”
Me: “This pot of coffee is literally seconds old.”
Customer: “Technically, everything is seconds old if you don’t place an upper cap on the number of seconds.”
Me: “…This pot of coffee is under sixty seconds old.”
Customer: “Okay, but how many seconds?”
Me: “…”
Customer: “…Ha, just f****** with ya. I’ll take a cup of the minute coffee, please!”
