Okay, But The Fetus Gets A Cut

, , , , | Right | October 4, 2019

(I do custom sewing out of my home. I’m in the last few weeks of my pregnancy, so I’m slowing down operations so I don’t make commitments I won’t be able to keep.)

Customer: “Hi. I want this outfit made for [Event about six weeks from now].” 

Me: “Oh, I’m sorry. I’m having a baby at the end of this month, so I don’t think I’ll be able to make your deadline. But here’s a list of local commercial vendors that can accommodate you and alter it, if needed.” 

Customer: “What if I paid you extra? Can you have it done then?”

(Dude, what part of “I’m about to give birth” do you not understand?)

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