Oh You Slay Me, Part 2
Restaurant | Romantic
| July 8, 2012
(My fiancé and I are out to eat. He’s just told his ex-wife we’re getting married; she hasn’t responded to the news well.)
Me: “Well, chalk it up to a learning experience.”
Fiancé: “I know. I’ll just never have another ex-wife. Wait, that makes it sound like I’m going to kill you if you try to leave me.”
Me: “I know what you meant.”
(A little time passes as we eat, and then suddenly he starts giggling.)
Me: “You’re thinking about killing me again, aren’t you?”
(He nods, much to the waitresses horror.)
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