Oh You Slay Me, Part 2

| Romantic | July 8, 2012

(My fiancé and I are out to eat. He’s just told his ex-wife we’re getting married; she hasn’t responded to the news well.)

Me: “Well, chalk it up to a learning experience.”

Fiancé: “I know. I’ll just never have another ex-wife. Wait, that makes it sound like I’m going to kill you if you try to leave me.”

Me: “I know what you meant.”

(A little time passes as we eat, and then suddenly he starts giggling.)

Me: “You’re thinking about killing me again, aren’t you?”

(He nods, much to the waitresses horror.)


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