Oh, You Kill Me
(My brother and I are both still students living at home. We’ve are having a strange, nonsensical argument that abruptly ends when I jokingly threaten to take his last claim out of context and post it on this site.)
Brother: “If you do that, I will find where you live and kill your entire family.”
Me: “Never mind. I’m submitting that instead.”
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