Oh What Fools These Mortals Be

| Romantic | November 15, 2012

(My crush and I live in a different state, and we are chatting online.)

My Crush: “I love you.”

Me: “I love you too! I love you like a bird loves the sky! I love you like worms love dirt! I do not love you like Juliet loved Romeo, because seriously, what morons!”

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