Oh, To Be So Well Traveled And Still So Stupid

Customer: “This burger is gross! Is this a f****** mushroom?!”

Me: “Yes, that’s the Portobello burger.”

Customer: “I didn’t want a f****** veggie mushroom burger!”

Me: “You do know that Portobello is a mushroom, right?”

Customer: “That’s wrong! I’ve been to London and I know Portobello is a market! Stop trying to pretend your burgers are classy by naming them after London neighborhoods and give me some meat!”