Oh Navajo She Didn’t!

, , , | Right | January 26, 2021

I work for a Native American tribe. One day, a coworker of mine, who is Native American, comes in on his day off to get a drink. As he’s deciding on something to snack on, a woman comes in looking equal parts disgusted and livid. She’s very upset over something, but it’s hard to tell what.

Coworker: “Ma’am, are you okay? Did something happen?”

Customer: “I just hate having to come in here and deal with you lazy f****** Indians. I hate [Tribe], and every last f****** one of you.”

Coworker: “Well, get your a** back in your canoe and paddle your way back to England, lady; we were here first.”

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