Oh My Virgin Ears!

| Related | March 12, 2015

(My mum teases me about playing video games, but doesn’t really mind as I’m 15 and not stupid. She’s meeting me in a shop that sells stuff for gaming. I’m with a few friends who have all known my mum since we were at nursery. I get there a bit late and my mum is waiting.)

Me: “Sorry, sorry. I know you hate this shop.”

Mum: “It’s not that I hate it. I just spend more money in here every month than I do on the mortgage.”

(My mum gives me the things she has for me. My friends start chatting amongst themselves then to me.)

Mum: “Okay, I’m going. There’s far too much virginity in this shop.”

(She then said goodbye and left. Several people looked round and one man (in here with his son) bursts out laughing.)

Friend: “Did your mum really just say that?”

Me: “You have no idea what my childhood’s been like!”

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