Oh My Gommage

My boyfriend and I are each playing the video game ‘Clair Obscur Expedition 33’. For those of you who haven’t played it but are going to, this will not spoil anything. For those who don’t play games, I just hope you find it funny like I did. And for those of you who know, you know. 

These were our text messages:

Me: “Have you started Act Two yet?”

Boyfriend: “No, I’m at [place in game]. Don’t tell me anything!”

Me: “Ah, okay.”

Several hours later.

Me: “Have you reached Act Two?”

Boyfriend: “No, I’m grinding right now.” *Doing a lot of fighting to level your characters up.*

Me: “Okie.”

At 11 pm that night:

Boyfriend: “WHAT THE ACTUAL F***?!”

Me: “Ah, you just finished Act One, then…”