Oh, Mann, They’re Stupid!
(It is a slow day in the store so I am walking around talking to customers. I approach a lady who is looking confused and staring at the mannequins.)
Me: “Hi. Can I help you find anything?”
Customer: “I know how to pick out clothes for myself, unlike these mannequins here. Why do they dress themselves so terribly?” *wanders off*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
