Oh, Man, What Ignorance!
(I am cashiering a customer.)
Me: “Do you have a customer card?”
Customer: *squinting* “Are you a man?”
Me: “Umm, no. Do I look like one?”
Customer: “Are you absolutely sure?”
Me: “Yes…”
Customer: “Okay, I just have to be sure, because my brother just told us he’s gay, and that it was because he was serviced by a man.”
Me: “…”
Customer: “What did you ask for again?”
(I finished the transaction and he moved to leave, but he came back momentarily to ask again if I was “ABSOLUTELY SURE,” actually shouting it at me.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
