Oh, Man, What Ignorance!

, , , | Right | July 9, 2019

(I am cashiering a customer.)

Me: “Do you have a customer card?”

Customer: *squinting* “Are you a man?”

Me: “Umm, no. Do I look like one?”

Customer: “Are you absolutely sure?”

Me: “Yes…”

Customer: “Okay, I just have to be sure, because my brother just told us he’s gay, and that it was because he was serviced by a man.”

Me: “…”

Customer: “What did you ask for again?”

(I finished the transaction and he moved to leave, but he came back momentarily to ask again if I was “ABSOLUTELY SURE,” actually shouting it at me.)

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