Oh, Ma’am…
(I work at a clothing store.)
Me: “Hello, ma’am, how may I help you today?”
Customer: “BLEHHHH.” *flails arms*
Me: “Um, ma’am, are you all right?”
Woman: “I am not a ‘ma’am.’ I am a f****** lady!” *slaps my face and walks off*
Me: “…”