Oh, I Am Spoiled, Undone By Supervillains!
I’m working the hot food section at the local movie theatre when I see one of my classmates from English class. We have been reading Othello and start discussing a character that was murdered. This is around the same time as opening weekend for Captain America: Civil War.
A woman, who has been putting ketchup on her hotdog at the condiment stand, turns around and asks, “Are you spoiling the movie?”
We both look over, confused. “Excuse me?” I ask her.
“Are you spoiling Avengers?”
“No.”
“Then why are you telling him who dies?!”
“Ma’am, we’re talking about Shakespeare…”
“Oh.”
She huffs away.
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
