Oh, I Am Spoiled, Undone By Supervillains!

, , , , | | Friendly | August 3, 2019

I’m working the hot food section at the local movie theatre when I see one of my classmates from English class. We have been reading Othello and start discussing a character that was murdered. This is around the same time as opening weekend for Captain America: Civil War.

A woman, who has been putting ketchup on her hotdog at the condiment stand, turns around and asks, “Are you spoiling the movie?”

We both look over, confused. “Excuse me?” I ask her.

“Are you spoiling Avengers?” 

“No.”

“Then why are you telling him who dies?!”

“Ma’am, we’re talking about Shakespeare…”

“Oh.”

She huffs away.

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