Oh, Give Me A Home Where The Jumbo Shrimp Roam
Me: “Can I help you with anything, sir?”
Customer: “Yes, I’m looking for some shrimp.”
Me: “Shrimp is in the seafood department, right over there.”
Customer: “See, I don’t want to boil them, I just want to barbecue them.”
Me: “Okay, well, they should be in the seafood department.”
Customer: “But I want to barbecue them. Could you get me a pound of shrimp?”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, we don’t have shrimp in the deli.”
Customer: “Why don’t you have any?”
Me: “We only have deli meat and cheese in the deli. The seafood department has shrimp, just over there.”
Customer: “Why?”
Me: “Because shrimp are seafood… They live in the sea.”
Customer: “…really?”
Question of the Week
Tell us about a customer who got caught in a lie!
