Oh, Deer…

(My mom and I are driving through a state park looking for deer as the sun is setting.)

Mom: “We like deer, don’t we?”

Me: “We hold them deer to our heart.”

Mom: “Yes, we do.”

(Silence.)

Mom & Me: *simultaneously* “Yes, we doe.”

Mom: “That gave us a chuckle.”

Me: “A buck-le.”

(Silence.)

Me: “We’re fawning over these guys right now.”