Oh, Crystal Meth
(I’m checking out another patron’s books. Suddenly, a customer screams and points at me, in the process elbowing another patron out of the way.)
Library Patron: “WHY DIDN’T YOU TAKE THE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP OFF THE STOVE?!”
Me: “Um, I’m sorry, ma’am, I’m helping someone right now….”
Library Patron: “You let it get all FATTY on the top!”
Me: “…I’m sorry?”
(The library patron begins to cry.)
Me: “Why are you crying?”
Library Patron: “I don’t know, cuz dads are microwaving their kids and s***!”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.