Off The Cuff Remarks
(I am paying at the register. My 5-year-old daughter points at something behind me.)
Daughter: “Hey, daddy has those! Look! Daddy has some just like these!”
Cashier: *giggles*
(I shoot around and see my daughter is pointing at handcuffs. I pay quickly and leave as fast as I can.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?