Off-Beat Remark

(My sister is around 4, and my older brother is around 14. She likes spending time with watching his TV shows. My sister also calls my brother ‘Wy-wy’.)

Mom: “So, what did you guys do today?”

4-year-old Sister: “I watched TV with Wy-wy.”

Mom: “Really? That’s nice.”

(At that moment, my sister realizes we just passed a cop car.)

4-year-old Sister: “Oh, s***, it’s the fuzz! Mommy, drive faster!”

(At this point, we all are staring at my brother.)

Mom: “No more TV time with Wy-wy.”