Of Mountains And Molehills
Gas Station | Right | October 3, 2008
(It’s winter time and the car wash is shut down because it tends to freeze below a certain temperature.)
Customer: “Why is the car wash closed?”
Me: “It’s below 20 degrees. It has to be closed or it’ll freeze.”
Customer: “But I just bought a car wash and now I can’t wash my car!”
Me: “Those car washes don’t expire. You can use it when the weather warms up a little bit.”
Customer: “The g**d*** car wash is always closed! EVERY TIME I COME IN HERE, THE CAR WASH IS CLOSED! IT’S ALWAYS–”
Me: “HEY!”
Customer: *backs up, surprised*
Me: “It’s just a car wash.”
Customer: *walks out in a huff*