Of Dirty Mouths And Dirtier Assumptions
Grocery Store | Right
| November 21, 2011
(I am serving a mother and her teenage daughter. There is a limited edition version of a popular type of gum. The daughter picks up a packet.)
Customer: *looking outraged* “I’m not buying you condoms!” *slaps the gum out of her hands*
Customer’s daughter: *embarrassed* “They’re not condoms!”
Customer: “Or… whatever they are!”
Customer’s daughter: “It’s gum!”
Customer: *embarrassed*
Customer’s daughter: *even more embarrassed and turning bright red*
Both of them: *hurriedly pay and leave, without the gum*
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
