Of Babyin’ Hips And Freudian Slips

| Romantic | February 15, 2012

(My boyfriend and I are wrestling on the couch. He threatens to bite my butt, a
joke between us. He is struggling to get my pants off and I am fighting him.)

Boyfriend: “This would be a lot easier if your hips were smaller!”

Me: *extreme death-glare*

Boyfriend: “Well, uh, they’ll come in handy when we have kids?

Me: “Now you know who wears the pants in this relationship, and who’s not
going to be getting in them.”

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