Och, A Communal Kilt
(I work at a Scottish import store that specializes in kilts. We mostly rent them out for weddings.)
Me: “Okay, guys, you’re all fitted up. Everything will be ready for pick-up the Thursday before the wedding.”
Customer: “Guys, you know what we have to do, right? We have to go commando! No wearing anything under the kilt!” *to me* “That’s the way to do it, right?”
Me: “Well, gentlemen, we don’t have a policy on that one way or the other. Personally, though, before you decide, I’d advise you to take a moment and consider ALL the implications of the word… ‘rental.'”
Customer: “What? But… oh… Oh! Ewww!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
