Obviously Not Top Of Her Class In High School

, , , , | Right | November 3, 2019

(I’m required to ID anyone for R-rated movies who looks like they might be underage. A rather young-looking teenage girl walks up to the box office one night.)

Customer: “One ticket to [R-rated Movie], please.”

Me: “Sure. Can I see your ID real quick?”

Customer: *clearly straining to think of what to say* “Um, I don’t have it on me. Come on, I’m in my late 20s! There’s no way you’re telling me you think I’m underage! That’s ridiculous!”

Me: “Ma’am… you’re wearing a high school sweater.”

(She suddenly looks pale and looks down, realizing her sweater does indeed have the name of the local high school plastered across the front in big bold letters.)

Customer: “I forgot this sweater had my school’s name on it.”

(She wasn’t old enough.)

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