Obviously Not An Outsider
(My flower stand is outside right next to a payphone, which starts ringing.)
Me: “Hello?”
Customer: “Hi is this [Auto Company]?”
Me: “What?”
Customer: “[Auto Company]? I need someone to look at my car.”
Me: “Sorry, this is a payphone. I just picked it up because I heard it ringing.”
Customer: “Are you sure you’re not in [Auto Company]?”
Me: “Nope, I’m outside.”
Customer: “Can you check?”
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