Oblivious To Stating The Obvious

| Related | April 15, 2012

(I’m about 7 and am sitting in the back of the car reading. My brother and my dad are in the front. My brother is five years older than me. My brother looks back to me with a big smile on his face.)

Brother: “Hey!”

(I ignore him and keep reading.)

Brother: “What am I? Eeee-awwww, eeee-awwww, eeee-awwww!” *sound of an ambulance*

Me: *not even looking up from my book* “A bloody idiot.”

(My dad, who should be scolding me, is laughing so much that he’s crying.)

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