This Is Beneath One(sie)

(My brother loves one-piece footed pajamas, and has since he was a kid. The only reason he stopped wearing them was he could no longer find them in his size. Now that they’re back in style, he owns them again. At this particular time, my mom is washing, drying, and vacuum sealing all the bedding for the spare bed. This includes two blankets, a duvet, four pillows, and three sets of sheets. The spare bed is an air mattress that they inflate and toss on the floor in my old room.)

Brother: *looks at pile of laundry* “You do realize how crazy this is, right? And this is coming from a fully grown man in a onesie.”