O Holy Onion

(I’m on a Skype text chat inhabited by fans of one of my self-published RPGs run by a friend of mine. We’re talking food allergies.)

Me: “I can’t eat onions or garlic anymore. They’ll make me sick later. Someone told it’s probably something to do with the sulphur in them.”

Friend: “Huh, so you’re a Demon, then?”

Me: “Where do you think I got the idea for that intolerance? The fact that garlic was included and it’s likely to do with sulfur made it too good to pass up the story idea.”

Friend: “Oh. That makes sense.”

Me: “Though I can eat onions and garlic without getting immediately sick and needing a hospital, so at most Half-Demon.”