O, Canaduh, Part 2

(This story takes place at a mall about five minutes from the USA/Canada border. Today, I am working at the register. A Canadian customer approaches me.)

Customer: “Ugh! I hate this country!”

Me: “Hello, welcome to [Store]. May I ask why?”

Customer: “It’s so hard to tell the value of your money. You should color code it like we do in Canada!”

Me: “Well, if you look on all four corners on either side of the bill, the numbers you see denote the dollar value of the bill. You can also look at the bottom of either side of the bill, or to the right side of the face on the bill.”

Customer: “Ugh, why do you Americans have to make everything so difficult?!”