Nuts About Bourbon

(My sister and I are baby-sitting our three-year-old nephew while his mother is at the doctor. I’m making him lunch while she watches TV with him.)

Me: “Hey, [Nephew]. What do you want on your sandwich?”

Nephew: “Peanut butter.”

Sister: “Do you like peanut butter? Me, too!”

Nephew: “No, you don’t. You like bourbon.”

Sister: *speechless*

Me: *laughing hysterically* “Technically, the kid isn’t wrong!”