Numbers Don’t Lie
Australia, Funny, Holidays, Liars/Scammers, Perth, Supermarket, Teenagers, Western Australia | Right | November 29, 2011
(I’m a checkout assistant at a supermarket, working the night of Halloween. A teenager and his girlfriend come to the checkout at about eight pm with three dozen eggs.)
Me: “You’re not the ones who have been egging people in the carpark, are you?”
Customer: “Uh, no. We, um, just want to make an omelette.”
Me: “You’re making a thirty-six egg omelette? How big is your frying pan?”
Customer: “S***.” *runs out of the store*
