Numbers And Facts! My Greatest Enemy!

It’s a very busy day, so we’re relying extra heavily on our numbered ticketing system. A customer comes up with his ticket number, showing 89.

Customer: “I ordered before my friend! Why did she get her food before me?”

Me: “Your ticket is 89, and she’s 86, so she ordered first.”

Customer: “I know what happened! We both put our orders in at the same time! Don’t try to tell me I’m wrong!”

Customer’s Friend: “What’s going on?”

Customer: “This b**** be trying to gaslight me with numbers!”