Number Two Before You
Husband: “After dinner I will probably need to—”
Me: “Poop?”
Husband: “Yeah, how did you know?”
Me: “You have a certain way of saying it so that I can tell when you are going to talk about pooping.”
Husband: “Oh. I don’t know how I feel about that.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
