The Number One Reason Why That Happens
(I’m a biology graduate. I’m at the seaside with my five-year-old daughter, trying to teach her how warm-blooded animals regulate their body temperature.)
Me: “So, have you noticed when you went into the water it felt freezing, but now it feels warm?”
Daughter: “Um… Yes?”
Me: “Do you know why that is?”
Daughter: “Because I peed in it?”