Unfiltered Story #56764
Me: “Hello?”
Scammer: “Hello, I am calling from the computer network office. Your computer has been receiving multiple error messages, due to downloading viruses from the internet that are harmful to your computer. ”
Me: “Oh no! How’d that happen?!”
Scammer: “Your computer has downloaded viruses from the internet. If you are near your computer, I can help you block and purge the viruses.”
Me: “What do I need to do?”
Scammer: “Ma’am, I need you to go to your computer, and hit [key sequence].”
Me: “Okay!”
Scammer: “Okay ma’am, please tell me what you see on your computer screen.”
Me: “All my files.”
Scammer: “… No ma’am, I need you to push [key sequence] and tell me what appears on your screen.”
Me: “Okay!”
Scammer: “Ma’am, what do you see on your computer screen?”
Me: “My files.”
Scammer: “Ma’am, what files are these?”
Me: “P*rn.”
Scammer: “…”
Me: “My husband and I are amateur p*rnography filmmakers. We post our homemade videos online. They usually star us and our friends.”
Scammer: *hangs up*
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
