The Number One League

, , | Related | June 20, 2017

(At this moment, the only available bathroom is the one adjoining the master bedroom. The door is open and both of my parents are lying in bed, on top of the covers, reading on their tablets.)

Me: “Hey, can I use your bathroom real quick?”

Dad: *without looking up* “What do you need it for?”

Me: “Um… for peeing?”

(Dad looks up, and it’s obvious he only just now processed what I had asked.)

Dad: “Oh, then sure. I thought maybe you were going to start a football league in there.”

Me: “I think your bathroom is a little small for a football league.”

Mom: “Not if you start a pee-wee football league.”

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