Now You’re Imagining A Copious Amount Of Them…

| Working | May 2, 2017

(I’m the worker in this one, so, go me, I guess.)

Me: “Hi there, welcome to [Coffee Chain]. What can I get you today?”

Customer: *simple enough coffee order*

Me: “All right, that’ll be $[Total].”

(The customer proceeds to set a roll of nickels on the counter. Normally people pay with either our own gift card, a $2 coin, or sometimes debit. I decide to call attention to this. Foolishly.)

Me: “…sometimes people pay with a toonie, sometimes with our card. Other times, I guess people can just pay with a copious amount of nipples… NICKELS!”

(The customer and I had a good laugh about that, at my expense.)

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