Now We Know Why Katniss Wants To Kick A**
Teenage customer: “I’d like to return The Hunger Games.”
(Note that she had just purchased The Hunger Games a few minutes ago. As is customary, I ask if there’s anything wrong.)
Me: “I’ll be happy to return this for you. Were you not happy with it?”
Teenage customer: “Oh, I just changed my mind. I thought of something better that I wanted.”
Me: “Oh, what’s that?”
Teenage customer: “Twilight!”