Now We Have To Know, Too!
I’m at a ski resort in line for a lift. In front of me is an instructor with two small children. She seems to be playing a guessing game with them to pass the time on the ride up.
Kid #1: “Is it a bear?”
Instructor: “Nope.”
Kid #2: “Is it a beaver?”
Instructor: “No.”
Kid #1: “Is it a fox?”
Instructor: “Nope.”
Kid #2: “Is it a wolf?”
Instructor: “No. You’re gonna be at this all day if you just guess like this. I’ll give you a hint. If you can figure out what it eats, you’ll probably get it right away.”
Kid #1: “Does it eat berries?”
Instructor: “No.”
Kid #2: “Does it eat leaves?”
Instructor: “Nope.”
Kid #1: “Does it eat apples?”
Instructor: “No. It’s not a plant; it’s kind of like a protein.”
Kid #1: “Does it eat oatmeal?”
Unfortunately, I didn’t get to hear how this played out.
Question of the Week
Tell us about a customer that lied or scammed to get what they wanted.