Now I Want One Of Those
(I am sixteen years old, and I just moved from New York to South Carolina. I still have a heavy New York accent, and I’m a fast talker. I work in a restaurant with coupons for free souvenirs: a cup, a lighter or a koozie.)
Customer: *with heavy southern accent* “This coupon here says I get a free gift. What’s my free gift?”
Me: “A cup, a lighter, or a koozie.”
Customer: “What’s a cupalighter?”
Me: “No, a cup, a lighter, or a koozie.” *trying to speak slower*
Customer: “I know what you said; what’s a cupalighter?”
Me: “Sigh. A cup. OR a lighter. Or a koozie.”
Customer: “Oh! You ain’t from around here are you?”
Me: “No.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.