Now They’re Splitting Hares

(My fiancé and I have two pet rabbits. We each have a clear cut favorite of the two of them. He likes our friendly, outgoing mix, ‘Azura’, and I favor our sweet but shy lionhead, ‘Navi’.)

Me: “You and Azura look alike.”

(He looks at me like I’m crazy.)

Me: “Yep, you do. You even have the same expression right now and everything. You know, they say owners start to look like their pets after a while.”

Fiancé: “Huh, I guess you’re right. I mean, look at Navi.”

(I look down, and her mane is sticking out every which way from her face.)

Fiancé: “She looks like you—a lot.”

Me: “In the morning?”

Fiancé: “Nope, all the time.”