Now THAT Is What I Call Birth Control

| VA, USA | Friendly | January 1, 2016

(My husband and I are playing Cards Against Humanity with friends. My husband is the card czar for this round.)

Husband: *reading black card* “Step 1: blank. Step 2: blank. Step 3: Profit.”

Me: *giggling as I put my cards down* “I think I’m going to win this round.”

Husband: *after reading other combinations, he reads mine* “Step 1: An M16 Assault Rifle. Step 2: My vagina. Step 3: Profit.” *puts head down* “Oh, god!”

One Of Our Friends: “And that’s why female video game characters have an extra slot.”

(I won the round.)

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