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(A very pregnant customer and her small child walk up to the theater box office.)
Customer: *points at marquee* “Are these all the movies you got playing?”
Me: “Yep, I’d say so….”
Customer: “Okay, I’ll have three for [Movie].”
Me: “Are there any children in the group?”
Customer: *points to boy and pregnant belly* “Yes, two.”
Me: “Ma’am, we don’t charge for children age two and under… or unborn fetuses…”
Customer: “Okay… just one, then!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
