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Me: “Welcome to [Movie Theater]. Can I help you?”
Customer: “Two for [R-Rated Movie].”
Me: “Can I see your ID, please?”
Customer: “I don’t have any.”
Me: “Sorry, I can’t sell you any tickets.”
Customer: “But I’m 17! I’m allowed to see it!”
Me: “Not without an ID you aren’t! And even if you had an ID, I could only sell you one. You have to be 21 to buy more than one.”
Customer: “I can’t believe this! Look, I drove here today!”
(At this point he flashes Daddy’s Mercedes keys in my face to “prove” he drove here.)
Me: “So, let me get this straight. You drove your Mercedes here without any form of ID, including a driver’s license?”
Customer: “YEAH! WHAT OF IT?!”
Me: “I’m sure the Raleigh Police Officer standing right behind you would love to have a word with you.”
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