Now Play The Thong Song

(I teach viola lessons to students ages 6 to 18. One day I am showing a fourth grader how to change a string.)

Me: “You unwind it from here, see, and then just take it out of the tailpiece.”

(The student successfully removes the string and brandishes it.)

Student: “Look! I pulled off my G string!”

Me: *trying very hard to keep a straight face* “Good job, honey. Just never say that again, okay?”

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